To avoid attracting attention with our usual stretch humvees, we borrowed Gene Simmon's '96 Taurus Wagon. It was retrofitted with a solid gold hot tub, of course, and we loved the seatback crack dispensers. So retro!!

First stop, the Abbey Lounge, aka Boston's Madison Square Garden!

Backstage after the show, Annabelle and Marcelo posed for the Boston Herald's photog. We still have his wallet.

we stayed over at the Hotel Patwardhan in rural New Hampshire and got a royal sendoff from Patwardhan himself.

On the way to Worcester, Anne K used her laptop to program the local groupies. The effort paid off with a very "warm" "welcome."

At Ralph's, site of the second night of our East Coast Crimewave, Marcelo sent the groupies packing. How are we supposed to meet fresh fans if the old ones keep hanging around?

We thought this sign in the bar was so unnecessary. Like, we KNOW what time it is!

We barely heard our own set over the tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Waiting to get paid...we like our $500k performance fee in crisp twenties.

Anna reads the New York Times review of last night's show. They misspelled "Exxxcellent."

Room service? We'd like to order up a triple helping of kickass ROCK!

Last stop, Danbury Conn. for an all ages show at the Empress Ballroom.