Remember the time in '93 when we were all over the BBC following that little incident with the 32 soccer hooligans and the plane from Columbia? Well we did it again, but this time, the Queen's radio station was playing our ROCK! Thanks to all-around genius/ talent scout/producer/HeroGod RICH DAVIS, The Anabolics were featured this past Saturday on the hugely popular Ben Turner's Talent Factory on BBC WM, and BBC Coventry and Warwickshire.

Ben, who is being described in some circles as the new John Peel, played all three songs off our latest EP, "3-on-1" and introduced us to millions more fans throughout the UK. We regaled the audience with tales of the night we met (cleaned up for radio of course), the bruising NYC club scene, and our recent tour of women's prisons. We hope to have an MP3 of the show posted soon, so stay tuned! Meanwhile, check out our gig this Saturday at Ladyfest East. We'll be taking the stage at Northsix in Williamsburg at 9:30. T-shirts, CDs and lovin' will all be available for the lucky and the loaded. September 8, 2005

If you were lame and missed the bus for our New England Total Domination Tour this past weekend, click here for the virtual version! Also click here and here for some great live stage shots courtesy of renown Worcestor photog Bruce Siart.

Meanwhile, we were named Church of Girl Radio Stars on ChurchofGirl.com. We won't tell them that drummah is actually a dude.

August 30, 2005 If the city seems empty and pointless this holiday weekend, that’s cuz we’re on TOUR baby. And its an exxxciting time for us, cuz while we’ve played all over Europe and Japan and South America and of course there was that awesome SOVIET REUNION tour, we’ve never toured in the states before. All this time, we thought NYC was all there was of the USA, and then one of the maids who mops our suite here at the W let it slip about this thing called the fifty states, and we were like Christ that’s so FOOKIN ROCK that there’s all this uncharted territory. So we’re off for three shows in New England Thurs Fri and Saturday. Tell your good looking friends up there to come see us, and we promise to show them a real, real, real *cough* goooood time.

June 29, 2005

So a lot of you have been calling us or dropping by our suite at the W, asking, "Two cancelled shows in a row. What's the deal?"

So no, it's wasn't rehab, and it wasn't prison. With the fancy lawyers we can afford these days, those days are OVAH. The truth is, we had to attend a global warming convention in Sweden so the scientists could study exactly what affect the HOTNESS OF THE ANABOLICS was having on the polar ice caps. Well, we played for them, and you can guess what happened. The Kyoto Treaty was hastily revised and now we're banned in 132 countries. Whatever.

Thank God we're still free to heat things up here in the states, cuz we're about to launch our 2005 SUMMER NEW YORK BOSTON TOTAL DOMINATION TOUR. Including a few hot shows right here in our hometown.

June 1, 2005 We're back from Vegas, which you'd think we'd love, seeing as we're the band that invented both Frank Sinatra and gambling. But 23 cigarette girls, 134 martinis and one charred casino later, we can say for sure that we prefer New York. For one, the fans in NYC are cool enough to wait until AFTER we get back to the hotel to tear off our clothes.

Coming up this month, we've got a show for our underage fans in Bay Ridge. We'll be taking names and DOBS for later on so we can help all the kiddies enjoy their 18th birthdays in true Anabolic fashion. And on the 12th, we've got special "no excuses" show for our very lamest fans. It is neither late nor on a school night. It is, as they say in France, "Un spectacle seulement le mentalement déficient ratera."

May 1,2005

We've got two shows (or, as we prefer to say,"triumphant appearances") coming up this month, including a benefit for some AIDS bike race fundraiser participants. We considered participating in the race ourselves--for about ten seconds. We prefer to take our exercise the old fashioned way: in bed. And thus the cycle continues.

Later this month we're heading out to Las Vegas for three sold out nights. We're giving up our penthouse at the W for a penthouse at Ceasar's Palace. We don't know who this "Ceasar" is, but if he thinks he's ruling Vegas for much longer, he's got another thing coming.

March 5, 2005

Some of you must have read in the papers about our recent sell-out success in Moscow, Tokyo and Berlin and also about the incident in Poland with the groupies and the racoon. So now our "interns" (wink wink) "report" (wink wink wink wink) that you've all been phoning and emailing,wanting to know how did we pull off live appearances in four countries at once? Well we have three little words for you Einsteins: holographical technology. That's right we haven't actually left our penthouse at the W since New Years Eve. We still can't find our clothes, or the door, for that matter.

In leiu of live appearances (you can catch some hot holographic action at Trash on March 10) we've put three new MP3s on the site. These are the finest recordings we've made available to the public to date, and if you want to download them and insert them on your ipod so you can walk around all day long thinking about how awesome we are, well, we suppose there's no stopping you.

February 7, 2005

These have been troubled times for the Anabolics. We had a fight and broke up and making up was so much fun we had a fight and broke up again. But now we're back together and looking forward to Valentines Day, aka Parade of Heroin Day, as is the Anabolic Tradition.

Also troubling has been the amount of actual work we've done lately. It's never a happy occasion when we have to leave the hotel, and so far this month we spent an entire afternoon in a photo shoot, and another day finishing up the recording of three new tunes. The photos are so good, so hot, so Do Not Let the Public See, that we've all blackmailed each other and then the photographer black-mailed us so we had to kill her. (Thanks Rebecca!) The new tunes, which we recorded with C-Wolf, aka Chris "Stingray" Wolfe, at the Crompound Studio upstate, are really pretty awesome, and those who come to our show at Delancey on Feb 16 will get free CDs or at least a chance to pay for a CD.

January 5, 2005

Looking back on 2004, it gets us a little sentimental. It was so many things: the year we explored all the different ways we could enjoy playing together, the year we spent more time onstage than in jail, and perhaps not coincidentally, the year we earned enough from our record sales to pay the rent AND the judge.

The plan for 2005? To rock harder and stay alive. Cuz it rhymes with 2005, yo.

We're still recording our second album with C-Wolf, aka Chris "Stingray" Wolfe, at the Crompound Studio upstate. It'd go faster if we could remember who we were, what day it was, how to play our instruments, which end of the microphone is up, etc. But trust us, New Year's Eve was totally worth it.